The year is 1997. Fresca, Maxim Magazine and Hawaiian Tropic Tanning Oil flow like wine, and the Kukecs are getting ready for a family vacation to Fort Lauderdale, Florida. But Ryan, their 10-year-old son, is pale as heck and needs a base tan. Um, it’s the 90s, and everyone still thinks that base tans are the only way to prevent skin cancer. Anyways. Carl and Dolly take Ryan and his sister on a family outing to The Golden Goddess tanning salon for some sweet rays. Unbeknownst to them, the salon owner is an ancient Mummy who’s absorbing her victims to become young enough to audition for Baywatch. Will a night of tanning turn into a terrifying night of horror, blood, gore and Frescas?
Directed by Ryan Kukec (Canada)